Bleached Brainz

Coffee & lies…

straightlacedshoe — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:05:43 +0000

“Just drank twelve cups of coffee and I am dying. Twelve isnt too bad. I used to work at a coffee shop and we had to drink 20 shots of espresso in 10 minutes.”

Posted in office Tagged: co-worker, coffee, espresso, job, office, shots, work

That’s what she said…

straightlacedshoe — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:59:07 +0000

“It just melts in my mouth, but i havent had one in a long time.”

Posted in office Tagged: annoying, coworker, office, stupid, work

Lollipop, Lollipop

straightlacedshoe — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:10:52 +0000

“I’m done, do you want a lollipop? I havent had one in over a month.”

Posted in office Tagged: annoying, co-worker, lollipop, office, stupid, work

Another great site…

straightlacedshoe — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:07:31 +0000

I was passed this link from a friend, there is some pretty funny stuff on here. I think we have all gotten ridiculous notes like these, and dare I say writen a few too?

Feel free to post your own photos afterwards on my blog as well!

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

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Moonshine?

straightlacedshoe — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:29:59 +0000

“Last time I saw him we were in a hotel 5 years ago with Winnie the Pooh trying to convince us to take shots of moonshine.”

Posted in office Tagged: annoying, co-worker, moonshine, office, work

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straightlacedshoe — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:55:25 +0000

“Our other landlord comes over and starts to flirt with us, and I am like dude I have things to do go away.”

Yeah, that’s the only reason why he should go away, because you’re busy…

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Ear Pollution…

straightlacedshoe — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:29:58 +0000

Hello Internet people. This is a blog where you can catch a glimpse into what I have to hear 8 hours a day 5 days a week. Please post responses and share some of the equally ridiculous crap you hear around your office! Let us bond through the painfully idiotic and inappropriate things that come out of our co-worker’s mouths.

Here is my first quote to get things started…..

“I got the job through my friend that was dating the VP over the summer.”

(Approx age of girl at the time 19, approx age of the VP 38.)

Posted in office Tagged: annoying, co-worker, job, office, work